Geyser

By awhmaaan - 27/02/2012 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
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Vulpes21 6

Did you finish before posting this. Or are you like a war correspondent on the front lines?

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angrynegro7 16

Somebody get this man an ice cube, and be quick about it!

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gustin_o 0

Hahah that's really funny but I feel bad for ur ass:(

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goodgood_fml 5

Don't strain or you'll have hemorrhoids. After you are done, take a warm bath to help soothe back there. I hope you feel better soon. From now on, might want to have some sort of fiber daily so that you won't be so irregular. Like raisin bran crunch, fiber one, or nabisco shredded wheat(blueberry). I'll say a prayer too because I don't wish constipation/hemorrhoids on my worst enemy.

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l0v3p4in 7

Now, you're ready for your colonoscopy!

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gonad_gobbler 1

Did you ever regain the feeling in your asshole? c'mon op tell us the hole story! Butt then again, if you want to keep the rest of the story to yourself, I won't butt in.

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altigue 0

Lol that's corny, but friggen hilarious lol

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