Geyser

By awhmaaan - 27/02/2012 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
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Vulpes21 6

Did you finish before posting this. Or are you like a war correspondent on the front lines?

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muckler 1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Ha! That sucks. Well written but damn that sucks.

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shooz89 3

Lol thanx for sharing that amazing piece of private information with us.

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lmaoatall 6

Now I know what Johnny cash was really singing about. And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire.... Thanks op.

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dandancc 13

Wow, our diet must really lack fiber. Fix that asap.

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aaronnorman 5

put the toilet paper in the fridge it will help the burning sensation in your ass

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