Geyser

By awhmaaan - 27/02/2012 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
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Vulpes21 6

Did you finish before posting this. Or are you like a war correspondent on the front lines?

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sougstad 7

That is fantastic. We are all absolutely and totally forfilled for the day after having to hear about your tremendous bowel movement. Thanks for the much needed visual.

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markuset 8

I know exactly how you feel :( only I don't need the bread...

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cookiemonsterfre 0

You can feel your ass hole ?! WTF . This is news to me .

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andzander 1

Try try anal and report back.

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starman02 12

LOL! That sucks but.. Seriousy.. LOL!

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