Geyser

By awhmaaan - 27/02/2012 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
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Vulpes21 6

Did you finish before posting this. Or are you like a war correspondent on the front lines?

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chachachandler 5

Courtesy flush! For the sake of everything holy!

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Almandine 7

Prunes and coconuts (and maybe figs) are natural stool softeners. Next time eat some of those early on. Then you won't have to eat special bread.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Now you'll shit with extreme ease.

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bettyc4 26

Same thing happen to me! And I have pix!

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pagullarka 9

Pictures, come on really. That is the grossest thing I've ever heard

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TheNinjaBacon 8

Y would u have pic of urself takin a crap????? I dont think anyone wants to see those

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DinosaurJr23 3

Whatever fancies your tickle, comrade.

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Zoe_Kate 4

Hahahahahaha this is sick... Seriously OP? Didn't feel the need to keep this one to yourself?

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Michaelsgirl04 9

At least it doesn't hurt anymore? Sorry op. Have fun taking the browns to the superbowl! :/

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aquaeyedsiren 0

this sounds almost like dragon ball z. since it took you all week to power up, I hope you at least made it official with a "ka me ha me aaaa!!!!!"

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j_cat187 19

The wold largest crap, I believe they have a place to register.

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