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By WELLFUCKYOUTOO - 14/08/2012 15:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my cheating, psycho asscricket of an ex texted me and asked me back out. I said no, and didn't think any more of it, at least until an hour later, when I looked out my window, only to see him smearing a bag of dog crap all over my porch. FML
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bengermin 5

Props on introducing "asscricket" to the vernacular, though!

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cassidy0922 6

What a piece of shit.

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linkinpark98 23

Asscricket! :D I love that.

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zuzupetalsYO 11

"911. What's your emergency?" "There's an asscricket on my porch!!"

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gracehi 31

I loled at your comment. Brilliant, sir! Simply brilliant! XD

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DazedSiren 5

If I was you, he'd b puking it back up already.

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jman2020 0

I will now call every person that annoys me an asscricket. Thank you for changing my life.

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mario2012 18

You might need to get a restraining order put on him.

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gracehi 31

Power wash your front porch...and your "ass cricket" ex boyfriend. Ha ha! "Ass cricket!" That's a new one.

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