Transportation, Cars, Pranks and Dad jokes: Good one, thanks

Good one, thanks

By RYZILLAHitZ - 30/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 5 761

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By FamilyLoving - 19/08/2013 16:00 - United States - Patchogue

Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML

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You deserved it 3 826

By CROCKIN5150 - 14/03/2016 04:32 - United States

Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 806

You deserved it 2 322

By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 126

You deserved it 1 727

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 327

You deserved it 6 843

Not a prank, bro!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 278

You deserved it 848

By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 563

You deserved it 2 266

By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 644

You deserved it 5 547

By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 601

You deserved it 32 268

By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 00:55 - United States

Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 791

You deserved it 2 796

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 04:12 - Canada - Kingston

Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML

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You deserved it 4 732

WolfKing501 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:31

Fun dad you got their lol

Thanatos1206 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:32

That's when you slash his tires and leave a note saying "Are you tired of driving?"

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aliadnan708 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:35

nothing wrong with a late night exercise lol

rocketeer_97 1

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:37

Hahaha I love your dad OP.

mhinaj 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:39

ouch

Complaining 13

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:40

That sounds like something my dad would do. Dads are just charmers, aren't they?

yummayy_ 11

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:07

Adventure time!!! :D

Complaining 13

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:46

Wait...what? I never watched Adventure Time.

JawDropJuliaxD 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:44

trolllllin.

IndiRae 9

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:48

MY FAVORITE EPISODE EVER.

ktpl44 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:53

I love adventure time :D

FTW31 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:47

Your dad's raw.

IndiRae 9

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:11

Are you not? Strange, I've never known a cooked human before.

devwre 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 14:52

failure

sweet_candy_ 17

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:52

I wish my dad was like that. I cant even walk to the bus stop. It's only 4 min away from my house.

aerogxt 7

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:52

Haha do it. you can use the exercise

swagswag_fml 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:53

ahaha your dads jooookes

twistedparadox 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:55

BEST DAD EVER

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Today, I came home from the hospital after six days. Despite having a cat sitter, they managed to shit on the bathroom floor and pee on my bed in protest for being gone too long. FML

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You deserved it 125

Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 162

You deserved it 17 257

Today, I woke up from another nightmare, this time drowning in a rogue wave. I could feel the water and rain. I could feel myself gasping for air as I don't know how to swim, and can barely float. I'm scared if I die in my sleep, I die for real. FML

I agree, your life sucks 798

You deserved it 185

Today, I have three cracked ribs. I have also, for the first time in my life, developed a case of the hiccups that simply will NOT go away. It's been hours. FML

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You deserved it 1 785

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 606

You deserved it 7 801

Today, I was working as a security guard in a office building. It was 5 p.m. and most of the staff had gone home so it was pretty quiet. I did a little ballet dance around my security post. When I turned around, I saw my supervisor taking a video of me. He sent it to my boss. FML

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You deserved it 442

Good one, thanks

Same thing different taste

Not a prank, bro!

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