Gotta have it

By kp. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

That's disgusting and you should feel disgusting.

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flying13 6

In some places, that's a specialty candy and quite pricey. Chocolate covered ants. I wonder what they taste like...

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mismonroe 0

Chocolate covered ants, they're a delicacy. However, I believe this makes you a fatty. Welcome to the club.

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clue_me_in 20

I love chocolate....just not that much.

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RaquelW 7

Hershey really needs to reconsider their Halloween marketing.

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dead_rock 3

wow, if op would do that for a chocolate bar, imagine what theyd do for a klondike bar 0_0

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fatalwish 6

Eh i once ate m&ms i dropped on the ground in afghanistan on a deployment... Life sucks so much in those mountains its a shame to waste good chocolate... And there is always the 5 sec rule... So i guess thats about 2x as nasty as wipeing ants off of chocolate... Besides ants wont get you sick but they will bite the he1l out of your tounge

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Torrey_Turner 12

large quantities of chocolate gives you literally the same pleasure as sex so i can understand why but if you see it as a problem then you should seek help

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MrsPegg 45

Exterminate the ant's and BOOM! No more 'ants eating your chocolate' problem! .... This makes me wonder though, where WAS this piece of chocolate?

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djgomezzi9331 0

Did you just like fart apostrophes onto your post?

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