Food, Addiction and Health: Gotta have it

Gotta have it

By kp. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML

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By Funyearahead - 08/08/2016 12:44 - United States - Red Bank

Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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By dannij08 - 14/01/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

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Another resolution bites the dust

By Anonymous - 30/09/2024 00:00 - Germany - Seevetal

Today, I was extremely tired, so when I decided I wanted a snack, I went to the corner of the kitchen where the chocolate is, opened the garbage bin, and reached inside. FML

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By mary - 21/02/2012 15:33 - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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By ChocoMilkManG - 03/07/2009 01:37 - United States

Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML

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Sneaky

By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 14:00

Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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You deserved it 7 147

Chip on your shoulder

By Anonymous - 28/08/2021 13:59 - United States

Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. and ate some chips that were on my nightstand, totally unaware that they were covered in ants. Now I have two swollen lips and my kid’s birthday party is tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 1 131

By Heyme - 09/12/2008 13:50 - France

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 380

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Freeze_fml 16

Monday 17 October 2011 8:25

That's disgusting and you should feel disgusting.

captainfalcon7 0

Monday 17 October 2011 8:27

I'm sorry this is just sad

Comments

narutou546 4

Monday 17 October 2011 20:47

You kind of people are the reason America has the highest obesity rate

Daralea 21

Monday 17 October 2011 21:10

Yea! Though OP is from Australia, (s)he is responsible for obesity rates in the US!

DoctorWhooves 6

Monday 17 October 2011 21:54

OP is from Australia, genius.

SmilyFaceGuy 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 7:14

Your the reason america has the higest dumbass rates

chelseaaababyyy 17

Monday 17 October 2011 20:53

are you insane ? just buy more chocolate !

sematariux 7

Monday 17 October 2011 20:59

Fatass

RKD 23

Monday 17 October 2011 21:31

Hasn't anybody ever heard of chocolate-covered ants?

Zoth 0

Monday 17 October 2011 21:32

Mmm chocolate covered ants! Good protien!

stephanyk2 7

Monday 17 October 2011 22:13

Gross dude.

Randalltk421 0

Monday 17 October 2011 22:16

You spelled fat wrong.

marit1997 4

Monday 17 October 2011 22:36

omg eew

badactor009 0

Monday 17 October 2011 22:57

Of course you wiped off the ants and ate the chocolate bar. Is there more to the story?

jimmyjim13 5

Monday 17 October 2011 23:30

Five buck say she fat

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