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By kp. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML

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You deserved it 59 209

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Same thing different taste

By Funyearahead - 08/08/2016 12:44 - United States - Red Bank

Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 693

You deserved it 955

By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 565

You deserved it 4 991

By dannij08 - 14/01/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 43 498

Another resolution bites the dust

By Anonymous - 30/09/2024 00:00 - Germany - Seevetal

Today, I was extremely tired, so when I decided I wanted a snack, I went to the corner of the kitchen where the chocolate is, opened the garbage bin, and reached inside. FML

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You deserved it 332

By mary - 21/02/2012 15:33 - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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You deserved it 9 141

By ChocoMilkManG - 03/07/2009 01:37 - United States

Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML

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You deserved it 18 004

Sneaky

By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 14:00

Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 919

You deserved it 213

By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 253

You deserved it 7 153

Chip on your shoulder

By Anonymous - 28/08/2021 13:59 - United States

Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. and ate some chips that were on my nightstand, totally unaware that they were covered in ants. Now I have two swollen lips and my kid’s birthday party is tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 396

You deserved it 1 148

By Heyme - 09/12/2008 13:50 - France

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 391

You deserved it 6 730

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 17 October 2011 8:25

That's disgusting and you should feel disgusting.

captainfalcon7 0

Monday 17 October 2011 8:27

I'm sorry this is just sad

Comments

ProhibitionRose 14

Monday 17 October 2011 15:29

In Soviet Russia ants wipe you off chocolate ... Is it too soon to make a radiation joke?

EvilDave 13

Monday 17 October 2011 15:31

Don't worry. Ants are actually good for you.

lazerus1974 8

Monday 17 October 2011 15:33

You're just gross and wrong, you definitely deserve it!!!

onyxuly96 3

Monday 17 October 2011 15:40

How is this an FML??

evebright 5

Monday 17 October 2011 15:47

So many comments saying ewww, yet every one if you would do the same if you had a craving. Lol!

chelseaaababyyy 17

Monday 17 October 2011 20:54

no. not at all.

Llama_Face89 33

Tuesday 18 October 2011 0:16

No I would buy a new chocolate bar.

chels1994 11

Monday 17 October 2011 15:52

self control.

Jamialia 5

Monday 17 October 2011 16:00

What a way to represent Australia. You turd.

nivek_yarb 0

Monday 17 October 2011 16:59

Damnnnn

caomanac 3

Monday 17 October 2011 17:15

You need help

Swanky_Panky 2

Monday 17 October 2011 17:19

Your an idiot.

ProhibitionRose 14

Monday 17 October 2011 17:30

You're*. If you'RE going to insult someone's intelligence, don't do it sounding like an idiot yourself.

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