Food, Addiction and Health: Gotta have it - FML

Gotta have it

By kp. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML

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By Funyearahead - 08/08/2016 12:44 - United States - Red Bank

Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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By dannij08 - 14/01/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

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Another resolution bites the dust

By Anonymous - 30/09/2024 00:00 - Germany - Seevetal

Today, I was extremely tired, so when I decided I wanted a snack, I went to the corner of the kitchen where the chocolate is, opened the garbage bin, and reached inside. FML

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By mary - 21/02/2012 15:33 - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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By ChocoMilkManG - 03/07/2009 01:37 - United States

Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML

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Sneaky

By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 14:00

Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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Chip on your shoulder

By Anonymous - 28/08/2021 13:59 - United States

Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. and ate some chips that were on my nightstand, totally unaware that they were covered in ants. Now I have two swollen lips and my kid’s birthday party is tomorrow. FML

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By Heyme - 09/12/2008 13:50 - France

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Monday 17 October 2011 8:25

That's disgusting and you should feel disgusting.

captainfalcon7 0

Monday 17 October 2011 8:27

I'm sorry this is just sad

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kit001 0

Monday 17 October 2011 11:23

Suppose it's no diff than chocolate covered ants. I'm just sayin!

Burn1 0

Monday 17 October 2011 11:24

Ant covered chocolate is delicacy in some cultures.

docscientist 9

Monday 17 October 2011 11:33

You're not addicted, you just have poor hygiene. Though I can't say anything bad will come of it.

my2centsworth 15

Monday 17 October 2011 11:44

Chocolate covered ants. You're doing it wrong.

Yaruzu 3

Monday 17 October 2011 11:45

well ants are pure protein and in some countries they eat bugs. stiff gross though

MarjoCupcake 11

Monday 17 October 2011 12:11

You could have rised it off with HOT water and made HOT chocolate with ants, yum! :O LOL JK, go buy a new one, fatty.

cantdobetter 2

Monday 17 October 2011 13:12

hardcore chocoholic

LilaBear 1

Monday 17 October 2011 13:17

Seriously it's not that bad. I guess it depends how long the chocolate has been sitting out and how many ants were on it. But if it was just a few ants I'd say it'd be wasteful to throw it out.

SmilyFaceGuy 7

Monday 17 October 2011 13:18

Wtf is with u guys they are just ants. I suggest u guys never come to Australia else u will be crying

gatorsfan100 1

Monday 17 October 2011 13:21

This is the new generic brand of a crunch bar :D

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