Insects and Health: Hello little dude

Hello little dude

By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 22:54 - United States

Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML

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By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 15:23 - United States - Tracy

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

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Belly bounce

By Anonymous - 27/10/2021 05:00 - United States - Verona

Today, I learned that a innie belly button does not clean itself. I can't begin to describe the horrors I found, after using tweezers to get thirty years worth of "contents" out from inside me. FML

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By Ciara - 11/06/2012 20:44 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML

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A visitor

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 12:00 - Germany - Leer

Today, I had a walk-in: a tiny tick, crawling through my bathroom window, looking down at me in the shower, wondering whether I might be tasty. The window was closed, by the way. FML

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Tasty snack

By spiderinmylips - 24/06/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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By deee21 - 24/09/2011 08:23 - Australia

Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML

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By Shitsuo01 - 30/12/2016 01:56 - United States - Douglasville

Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out what it came from until I saw a small insect crawling out of my bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 22:20 - Canada

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

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brittanyayy 8

Sunday 20 May 2012 1:45

That's disgusting

Roflsauruz 12

Sunday 20 May 2012 1:47

I hope you realize....... The head's still in there somewhere, and it will re-grow its body eventually.

Comments

Shoone_fml 5

Sunday 20 May 2012 21:00

If the head is still in your navel, you can develop limes disease. It's one he'll of a disease that will slowly kill you, go see a doctor ASAP.

Sigebrycht 1

Sunday 20 May 2012 21:43

Lyme disease ftw

jnchristensen 8

Sunday 20 May 2012 22:57

keep an eye out for lyme disease symptoms... stupid ticks

jesspie 8

Monday 21 May 2012 0:55

(admitting my ignorance here) what on earth is a tick??

joker118 7

Monday 21 May 2012 1:11

its a bug that sucks blood out of animals and stuff they can be really small or big and they carry alot of stuff you don't want to get they usually live by pine trees idk y they just do

jesspie 8

Friday 8 June 2012 4:04

thanks, guess we don't get them much in the uk! Never even heard of them before.

pl1992 5

Monday 21 May 2012 1:16

I had one on me when I went camping and the creepy dude from camp pulled a knife out and said don't move I was like wtf r u doing he put knife to my throat and the tick crawled on it

carioki34 7

Monday 21 May 2012 4:17

Just checked my belly button...

Emporer_416 6

Monday 21 May 2012 5:09

One time when I was in Kansas a tick attached itself to my privates. What happened when I attempted to get it out wasnt pretty.

Missiexx18 0

Monday 21 May 2012 5:44

Oh that's nasty.

gracevet88 0

Monday 21 May 2012 5:52

U have to get tweezers and get the head out

other121 2

Monday 21 May 2012 6:23

Is it just me or is there a big sense of pride flowing in the comments? IDGAF If the tick is dead or not or who is right. Stop wasting time on commenting and trying to have the correct answer. It honestly doesn't matter. Just sayin'... Get a life.