Insects and Health: Hello little dude

Hello little dude

By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 22:54 - United States

Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 15:23 - United States - Tracy

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

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Belly bounce

By Anonymous - 27/10/2021 05:00 - United States - Verona

Today, I learned that a innie belly button does not clean itself. I can't begin to describe the horrors I found, after using tweezers to get thirty years worth of "contents" out from inside me. FML

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By Ciara - 11/06/2012 20:44 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML

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A visitor

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 12:00 - Germany - Leer

Today, I had a walk-in: a tiny tick, crawling through my bathroom window, looking down at me in the shower, wondering whether I might be tasty. The window was closed, by the way. FML

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Tasty snack

By spiderinmylips - 24/06/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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By deee21 - 24/09/2011 08:23 - Australia

Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML

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By Shitsuo01 - 30/12/2016 01:56 - United States - Douglasville

Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out what it came from until I saw a small insect crawling out of my bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 22:20 - Canada

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

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brittanyayy 8

Sunday 20 May 2012 1:45

That's disgusting

Roflsauruz 12

Sunday 20 May 2012 1:47

I hope you realize....... The head's still in there somewhere, and it will re-grow its body eventually.

Comments

lukenpg 6

Sunday 20 May 2012 8:12

How is this an fml? Tick checks are daily routine here in the South. Really not even that disgusting.

Elegies_fml 5

Sunday 20 May 2012 8:24

Oh goody. I sadly never thought of the navel just cause I've always have it covered... That's disgusting. :(

TrentF13 12

Sunday 20 May 2012 9:22

Oh, hey... It's tick season, FYI. :/

xo0Hannah0ox 3

Sunday 20 May 2012 10:02

Everyone just checked their belly button.

EmptyTankOfLuck 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 10:48

it layed eggs and there gonna grow inside you now! :O/

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 20 May 2012 10:52

Oh god that's terrible! Fyl op!

MuseFan1991 14

Sunday 20 May 2012 11:57

since we're talking about animals that can or cannot regrow body parts, id like to take this opportunity to reassure all the worriers out there that if you chop a worm in half, it doesnt regrow into 2 new worms, it dies. OP, get to the doctor/hospital to get it removed because i can imagine not removing the head properly can lead to nasty infections

nicoli7jj 3

Sunday 20 May 2012 12:11

Wtf!! You need to go the hospital and have that looked at. You do not want to get lime disease. They carry a lot of bacteria and viruses. Yikes, this creeped me out. How in the heck did it get there..?

music2 9

Sunday 20 May 2012 13:52

Belly button? No so bad. A few years ago my neighbour found a tick located on the inner labia. Her husband unsuccesfully tired to remove it. She had to see her doctor.