Horndog

By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 02:05 - United States - La Grange

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Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML
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bigdude1302 2

So tell me....does he have a Big Mac or a double cheese burger?

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taniamw 9

All McDonald's buns aside, oops I mean puns* why would you bail him out? If my boyfriend did that I'd be very concerned...

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cr3ativity 15

Intentional, but I like that :) Aside from the hamburger puns, I'd like to ketchup on how you thought of that wonderful pun.

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taniamw 9

It mustard been quick thinking!

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picturescrazy 24

You HAD to bail him out? Why not just leave him? He has his man-meat to keep him company, at least.

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perdix 29

He'd also have fellow inmates to keep him company who might stick their Quarter Pounders (with Cheese) between his Sesame Seed Buns and fill him with Special Sauce. Then, he might not like girls anymore.

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kalbrek009 20

Two all beef patties," special sauce", lettuce cheese...I'm hoping that's (the special sauce) NOT what he was trying for....should have left him in jail...I don't believe you "had" to bail him out, you just decided to...that is, unless he was on the phone with you talking dirty to him which is why he had his "beef" out in the 1st place..if so, I'd give you a YDI..otherwise I'd have given you a FML for "having to leave" him in jail because you found out you were dating such a jerk.

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zandalee 19

50- I am as confused as a **** with pants on by your comment... Please enlighten us.

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foshizzle82 7

That's disgusting. And then he was going to eat after playing with himself? I don't think it warrants being jailed for though.

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nancyfantastic 3

It does actually, It's called indecent exposure.

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perfectflower 12

But don't guys ask for a sandwich after sex or masturbating maybe he order the chicken sandwich

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coughyochick 7

That's a hint for you.

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jo929 6

And you're staying in a relationship with him... FAIL.

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pcentral 17

Kids, don't try this at home...

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

No, DO try this at home, not in public ;-)

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