Horndog

By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 02:05 - United States - La Grange

Spicy
Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML
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bigdude1302 2

So tell me....does he have a Big Mac or a double cheese burger?

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mollymayan 3

Your boyfriend is an idiot, & you don't seem to bright yourself for being with him.

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rasta76 9

he was trying to give the big mac extra sauce

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Dnigz13 4

Let's mcdonalds doesn't come put with a Mcwiener. Would you be able to order it with a straight face? Lol

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Pogox 5

I'm sorry, I can't comprehend your idiocy?

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supportcommand 17

Why are you referring to him still as your boyfriend? And why would you bail him out? What a loser.

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goodgood_fml 5

Why bail him out? Plenty of beef in jail to tug on.

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jlperry31 10

When I worked drive thru.. I loved summer cause all the shirtless guys... I always made a little wish that I'd get some cute Guy showing his ****

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Threnody666 19

Have fun dating a registered sex offender! You should have left him in jail.

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S7YX 9

If you tugged his meat more often he wouldn't have the urge to do it himself :p

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spottyblanket 8

urgh how can you even look at him op, leave him in there, he sounds vile!

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