Inappropriate, honey
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lock your door next time. also, considering what she just witnessed she is handling it quite well. i think id be traumatized for life if i ever saw that.
Should you not have a lock on your door if you were going to be doings things with a child who is at a very critical stage of her life and immitates everything?
"Pretending to be daddy". Now THAT is funny. But also a bit creepy. Looks like it's time for 'the birds and the bees' talk... Good luck with that.
I think this is common for kids, at least she's too young to be repulsed. I was 14 when I walked in on mine X_x Seriously, YDI. When you have sex, you're supposed to lock the door if you have small kids. If she were older, say 13, then both YDI.
LOL!!
lol! Actually, little kids aren't traumatized be sexuality, this age is the time when they're just curious...This is one of the best FMLs ever! But I suggest getting a lock...:)
Sorry, but this is hilarious! While your daughter's behaviour must be pretty awkward to witness, at least she doesn't seem to have been negatively affected by it; some kids get angry and jealous of their parents' 'special time', or else are confused and frightened by it. For your daughter to acknlowledge that humping you is just another normal thing Daddy does means all other aspects of your relationship she's witnessed must be very healthy and reassuring. That she can understand, at her age, that sex is just another facet of loving adult relationships and not dirty or weird, can only be a good thing. You might want to have a word with her that it's generally done in private, though...
I think it would be worse if she was "pretending to be mommy". I mean now you could tell the guests its some weird dance from a kids' show, I mean I'd believe that...maybe. But how would you explain to your guests when she strikes a pose and starts moaning/screaming/etc?
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O my god, **** your life indeed, how are you going to explain that to your guests. It's kind of funny, though *giggles*
What the ****? **** your life? What about your childs life who had to witness that. She's probably to young to realize what it really was, but man I'd have to cut out my eyes if that happened to me.