Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 19:39 - Ireland - Mountmellick

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Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML
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shippingboat 8

That's equal parts disgusting and terrifying.

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Axelerate 23

You definitely want to follow the buddy system when you're around him

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

What the actual ****. That's not something you take lightly. I'm sorry that you're related to that poor excuse of a man. The nerve of your uncle to say that... I'd be careful around him. Stay safe, OP.

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thejonac 21

i'm just saying you might wanna keep a few friends around you during family reunions

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Unikorni 3

Yeah, him being around teenaged girls who are not related to him sounds like a sensible idea in this case...

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K_kanaka 26

What that taste in my mouth? Oh my lunch...that's ****** disgusting!

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ChoolyBooly 32

#75 He was talking about how he puked a bit in his mouth. That was how disgusting he found OP's situation.

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Witchylady 17

I am so disgusted. I wouldn't trust being in a room alone with your uncle ever again. Especially if he was drunk.

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candygirl2015 12

Oh my goodness. Sorry OP. Is he hot btw? ;)

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gearhead369 20

There isn't a funny thing about this. I'm sorry your uncle is an ass, OP

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candygirl2015 12

Oh my goodness, I'm sorry OP. Is he hot btw? Haha, someone hates me huh?

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allplayedout 20

Is there anyone else in your family you can tell this to who could confront him for you?

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91hayek 31

Watch out. Drunk words may be sober thoughts, but so are drunk actions. When he gets on the sauce, gtfo.

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