Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 19:39 - Ireland - Mountmellick

Spicy
Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML
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shippingboat 8

That's equal parts disgusting and terrifying.

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Axelerate 23

You definitely want to follow the buddy system when you're around him

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ec03 4

I feel bad for you. Your uncle is a not a good role model and try to stay away from him especially while he's drinking

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TheBelt 19

Eww, I'm sorry O.P mabey you should sit down and have a talk with explaining that is it very wrong to say such things.

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Tom925 8

Well at least he recognizes that you're related and won't do anything for that reason.

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sonnyrosa 32

Well, they say everyone has that creepy uncle... looks like you found yours... and it's best to keep your distance... I might call for back up. Saying that, even if it's to your buddies (drunk or not), is not okay. It needs to be dealt with. For your safety. It's creepy.

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foxysunshine 12

At least he has enough sense to not go for it because he knows you're related.... anyways yuck... fyl

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chocolatefrog28 29

At least you aren't in a part of the country where being related wouldn't stop him from acting on it?

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ApplePie1994 27

incest is frowned upon in every corner of this country.

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newyorkcityguy 9

Incest(and even **********) are legal in some states. That's what his point was.

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Laylette 21

At least you're pretty?? But seriously, that shit is ******.

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mrkfrish 5

Lol I swear there's one of those in every family.

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