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By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 19:39 - Ireland - Mountmellick

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Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML
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shippingboat 8

That's equal parts disgusting and terrifying.

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Axelerate 23

You definitely want to follow the buddy system when you're around him

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Neekovolwf 22

That sucks OP, try carrying something like pepper spray on you from now on

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ChoolyBooly 32

I would definitely carry pepper spray as well or a taser. Perhaps getting both wouldn't be a bad idea either. Oh and inform your parents of the conversation you overheard. That way you have more people looking out for you and making sure your Uncle doesn't try anything.

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Aimeejasmine 15

Lipstick tasers are a thing now, get one of those too

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starfishstealth 4

My aunt felt up my arm during a game of Taboo. I didn't appreciate it, nor the irony.

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igg125 30

And he just lost all respect from you.

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saffy66 34

Wanna know what's really messed up? That's actually legal here in Australia... I know, I was horrified too when I found out :(

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Aspen_Grace33 27

That is some seriously messed up shit. This is mostly definitely a fyl!!!

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jennaclaire13 22

there's something seriously wrong with him if he's even thinking about doing stuff like that with family

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mollyxrose 22

Truly vile. Stay as far away from him as you can OP.

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fader48080 10

Looks like someone has a secret admirer.

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ontheFLY4 25

Had... It's obviously not very much a secret anymore.

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