Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 19:39 - Ireland - Mountmellick

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Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML
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shippingboat 8

That's equal parts disgusting and terrifying.

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Axelerate 23

You definitely want to follow the buddy system when you're around him

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pjsr 32

I hate when people just say 'Ewww!', but the perfect response to this FML is simply 'Ewww!'

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Kazze 31

When I think of Irish people, I think of leprechauns, St. Patrick's day and beer, not incest. What?

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fancy_98 19

#32 no one said he was, but he is the patron saint and national apostle of Ireland and that is why when people think of Ireland they think of St Patrick's day, a day very much celebrated by the Irish.

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ToxicTyrael 26

I thought the rumors were that they do their cattle, not their familymembers...

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Georgia0p 17

#51 that's what they say about the Welsh !

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ontheFLY4 25

St. Patrick was Italian, what a farce of a holiday.

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swanheart 35

Apologise #53! The welsh are supposed to do their sheep not their cattle! :)

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ZombieSazza 34

#51 that's the Welsh and us Scots who like our sheep.

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meisan 12

thats gross, sorry op! if he does sonething make sure to let someone know.

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chuka81 27

Nothing like a little incestuous joke to spice up family affairs.

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bleedingglitter 24

Oh so you actually have a creepy uncle. No fun.

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Miss_Whipped 43

It's really not fun at all, I can tell you that much.

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

That's ****** up, senseless.

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wickedhyype 17

I think everyone has that weird uncle. Fyl

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stuner56 22

Maybe everyone has A weird uncle, not THAT weird uncle..

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Algorithm 24

I'm now concerned about what kind of uncles you have.

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dakotaabriannee 14

That's disgusting.

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Girlshotdown1 21

i think its wrong on how people actually said that she deserved that.....

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cottoncandymango 17

lock your doors and get out while you can!

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