It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 163
You deserved it 4 026

Same thing different taste

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Should have punched him in the balls and asked if he still wanted to have sex

While your vomiting ask him if he wants a *******

Comments

One does not "come down with a headache" from being dropped on one's head...what you got was a "dropped on my head, resulting in a possible concussion which caused me to vomit from it & ended up with me having a headache from the blunt trauma to my head, but my idiot bf still wanted to have sex because he's an insensitive jerk who should have taken me to the hospital instead." sorry OP, your bf is a douche...make him pay for proper medical attention, then dump him.

KaskStunter 4

Hey, blueballs are really annoying to a man, more than any kind of pain. He could probably have it jerked off though.

perdix 29

With that vomity taste in your mouth, you ought to be a good sport and let him take you doggie-style. That way, he can avoid kidding your foul-smelling maw, and you can both watch "Hockey Night in Canada!"

sxyandiknowit 4

Um... Just so you know vomiting after hitting your head is a fairly conclusive sign of concussion or possible neurological damage. You may want to go get checked out....

catkat1988 17

I see a lot of people already wrote very sensible comments here, so I'm just gonna say you should read all the comments containing the words "concussion" and "hospital" and follow their advice.

bizarre_ftw 21

Meathead bfs should come with warning labels

Think of it this way they say that sex releases a chemical that makes u feel better so in a way he was trying to make u feel better :)

Sounds like sex scene gone wrong... and your boyfriend is rude. :