John Coltrane

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

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Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
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_apecakez 0

LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n

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Mattrocker 4

Got yourself a keeper I see

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AtoZnumbersand_ 1

LOL @ 13. You're an idiot. She didn't try to blow up his **** like a ******* baloon. even if she tried too it wouldn't cause an air bubble to enter the blood stream and kill him you dumb ****. OP: that is sooooo funny LOL.

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Calm_Mind 0

Ah, this somewhat reminds me of a co-worker I knew that didn't even know what a ******** was, and she was 17 at the time. At least the OP's girlfriend knew that it involved the penis...

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lostguy 0

i agree with #1, you got yourself a keeper lol

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Art_Vandeley 0

You know what FYL is? That you had a gf for 1 1/2 years and haven`t gotten a bj yet. HA!

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ShannonBAMF 0

26 speaks the truth!

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penguinfury 0

No, this is not in any way an FML. It's you being a whiny wanker. Come back when she bites it off by accident. Then I might agree with you.

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Tehalon 0

#7 I would rather have a gf that knows what she's doing (because she had alot of sex) then one that doesnt have a clue what to do with a penis. Virgins are overrated.

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mobius8 0

Today, my bf asked me to give him a *******, and as I didn't know due to me not being a ***** that's taken many cocks in my mouth, I screwed up. He then announced my innocent mistake to the whole world as a FML. FML.

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