John Coltrane

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

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Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
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_apecakez 0

LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n

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Mattrocker 4

Got yourself a keeper I see

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meddude 0

it's sorta funnyi guess. but cut her some slack?? c'mon guys and girls i knew a lot of people even at a young age that know what a ******* bj is. unless the poster's like 5, well...i guess you can see where i'm going with this. and #5 FTW!!

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someone18x 0

omg that is so hilarious hahahaha....number 5 is so funny.

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schadenfreudeFTW 0

FYL... but that's for the bad grammar.

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schadenfreudeFTW 0

FYL... but that's for the bad grammar.

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Paulspacefdot 0

Talk about a good teaching opportunity! And you know, she might have to do it literally DOZENS of times before she gets it right. And don't forget to have HER teach YOU to "go down" too... Try to keep the smug grin off your face in front of your/her parents though...

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Alex_DeLarge 0

FYL? yo girl is willing to give you a bj and is willing to learn how you like it. All you have to do is communicate.

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monkeyjuice 0

so... was it good? lol

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tiedyejedi 0

Aww. Poor girl. Hopefully you're mature enough to kindly explain why no, it wasn't good.

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aynonymous 0

agreed with #5 stop freakin whining

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ohdamn_fml 2

It took her a year and a half to blow you and she didn't even know how? F*ck HER life as well, man. What a fail

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