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By doomed - 09/06/2009 01:28 - New Zealand
By doomed - 09/06/2009 01:28 - New Zealand
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By single - 15/12/2017 10:00 - United States - San Jose
Why do people always say europe. Europes pretty damn big. Like "im going to europe for the summer" If people from Europe go to America, we dont say North America(the continent), We say America(the country) or we even specify the City/State
#8 has it right.. and you should've said something to her dude.. before it was too late =/
The girl I love is going to Europe for the summer too. I hope she doesn't find some British or French prick and **** them.
This is a simple problem! Seduce her fiance, he's european so it should be easy, especially if he's french (Drumroll). After that, hop in the shower with her "accidentally", scream like a girl, get a massive erection and say "Oh my! I seem to have changed my orientation!" (Hi-hat) Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt, and YOU, my good sir, are banging your friend in the shower while everyone else wonders where all the hot water's got to.
I'll fcuk that and just go to europe dude, there's loads more bitches in the sea!!
If you're in love with this chick wouldn't you know she has a fiance?
Every douche saying tell her how you feel and that she's bringing you because she secretly in love with you, shut up. She doesn't love you, she just doesn't. Don't say shit, and eventually you will stop having feelings for her. She is going to get married and you might meet someone too. That is if you don't do the same shit and wait years and years until SHE gets married too.
Was it a Tiffany sterling silver necklace? You know what they say, "Tiffany & Co. or the answer is no" ;)
free trip to europe!:)
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ouch. Shoulda made a move on her sooner D:
:( I'm sorry man I know what it's like to be close friends with someone your totally in love with.