Leave Me Alone

By gordogs 25 - 04/04/2012 10:53 - New Zealand - Auckland

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Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
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DocBastard 38

So your ex is hotter than your wife. So what? Enjoy your dreams, and then you can wake up and enjoy your wife. You win twice!

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eddyg94 11

I'm amazed you have enough juice to have three wet dreams, on your honeymoon!

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EmreArslan 11

There is more where that came from. Yeah... Want some?

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Torva_fml 16

Shut up, pervert.

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flawrblah 0

Exactly.. Obviously the wife is Already slacking

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thisiscat 14

Your just physically attracted to her I hope your attracted to your wife because of what's inside :)

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M0NK3Yz 2

inside is the baby ... he ****** that why !!!

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Birdie_Sage 0

Her organs aren't that sexy!

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RedPillSucks 31

She has a piano, anyway....

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deviable 9

Wet dreams can be about weird things, they're not necessarily what you actually want. As long as you love your wife and are loyal to her, it shouldn't be a problem. I just hope you aren't a sleep talker.

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perdix 29

I hope to God you have the brains, decency and good sense NOT to tell your wife the truth about this! Tell her you were dreaming of her or some celebrity/**** star. Letting her know that you are dreaming of your ex may cause you to lose your wet-dreaming apparatus in your sleep.

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reenkaur 7

wet dreaming apparatus! :D that made me chuckle

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tylersign 11

Because OP's ex may be more attractive than his wife, that doesn't mean he married the wrong person. If someone believes that you should base marriage off of looks or even bed-ly abilities, I feel sorry for them. And if that's the case for you (as I took this comment), then I feel sorry for you.

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jmichael11 9

Sad that you actually had a wet dream on your honey moon, let alone a grown man haha.

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unixdude 9

He had a wet dream on a grown man??

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reenkaur 7

^ if you need to ask yourself this question..you probably are wierd:-D

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Birdie_Sage 0

No... He married the wrong girl. FYL.

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idontknowyou123 0

Lemme guess, the kicker is that your ex is your wife's long lost twin maybe?

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