Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Well sex isn't always good for the first time you have to know what to do. Play with the clit:] Lmao, seriously you have to do all those things for the GIRL to get the ******. Good thing she was blunt

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DeafChef 0

you didn't take her virginity. she gave it to you.

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xThatRandomGirlx 0

Obviously she didn't know that it usually isn't that great the first time for girls. Tell her that after a few times it will get better.

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PCT_fml 0

Sad day for the male race.

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fixxxer_fml 0

Learn how to screw.. They don't call me the fixxxer for nothing. :P YDI

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regalarius 0

A lot of girls never get into the whole penis-thrust-into-you thing. They're just not wired that way. This is not immediately obvious to guys, especially those who've been with girls who do. Find other ways to please her.

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xzacharyx 0

damn man thats ass. im sorry :O

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MajorTom85 0

Probably because it hurt, being the first time and all. Do it a few times. She'll come around. Just don't do it day after day. Like, wait a week or so.

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derriduh 0

If you consider it "taking" her virginity, then no wonder you're shitty in bed. YDI.

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True_cL 0

Most girls never like their first time. Apparently, it's painful.

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Ashley0906 0

dont worry about it. i just lost mine and ur gf is rite... its disappointing unless ur like a greek god or something. soo your fine and hit tht again..... =)

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