Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Well sex isn't always good for the first time you have to know what to do. Play with the clit:] Lmao, seriously you have to do all those things for the GIRL to get the ******. Good thing she was blunt

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DeafChef 0

you didn't take her virginity. she gave it to you.

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shmaller 0

Has this chick never masturbated? I mean seriously, poppin' her cherry is her own responsibility.

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Stephie_fml 0

Oh honey, thats how it is for everyone. Most girls just dont say it. It gets better!

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NotSoHawt 0

Yeah, guys suck when they don't know what they're doing. Just practise, it gets way better. I was disappointed my first time too, it's common.

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misssweetie 0

Its just not good the first time for girls. Ever. It either hurts or just doesn't really feel like anything. It gets better tho

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DoughGirl 0

lol thats what i was thinking... i just didnt say it out loud... dont worry!

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lmmmr 0

So she should have lied?

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Mr_Positive 3

wrong person to have sex with if she says those kind of stuff out loud, but yeah the first time is never good for girls so it's not your fault, don't worry

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silentlullaby 0

Dude, thats so harsh. But dont worry, sex the first time sucks for us. So dont take it personally. Although that was still rude of her to say, I'd consider a new girlfriend, possibly one who isnt rude.

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6655321 0

um... does she not know the first time sucks? because that's pretty basic. It's not any body's fault, it's certainly not the guy's fault. Any chick who blames a "bad" first time (or any time) on the guy is either a) ignorant of their own body or b) very rude and selfish.

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star_ver 0

That's stupid... If a dude sucks at sex, he sucks. I'm with you on not blaming a bad first time on a dude, but after that, it's fair play. 2 pump chumps suck. End of.

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CassandraBear93 0

the first time isn't what it cracks up to be, girls are two busy tearing there hymen open to really enjoy it

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stringoffail 0

Don't feel too bad. Who didn't think that their first time?

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