Logic

By yourfault - 02/09/2013 15:10 - United Kingdom - Kingston

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Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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dcarney7 8

Make it clear to him not to have sex with you

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Welshite 39

I would have punched him so hard that it would have knocked a few brain cells loose. Perhaps they would have fallen into place because he's clearly not operating on a logical scale.

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mangobbler 11

These kind of people are the ones that should be put to death, and a headshot wouldn't work, simply because you can only kill them if you hit the brain, and in your boyfriend's case, OP, that target is pretty damn small.

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mangobbler 11

Ever heard a joke before? Don't take everything on the internet seriously.

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gracehi 31

Personally, I believe in total world annihilation. The world is a terrible place, filled with evil, corruption, and adultery, and so everyone and everything must be killed and/or destroyed in order to bring peace and harmony to the universe. And so I am on a mission of world-wide genocide. I think I'll begin with you, mangobbler. Tell me, do you want to die slowly or quickly?

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mangobbler 11

Lay your hands on me and your skull shall be my new wine cup.

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gracehi 31

Ha! Joke's on you. More like a shot glass. Ever heard the term "bird brain?"

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CptBarker 12

Idiot! Leave that low life

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Thi3fstheme 9

Well go have sex with other people until he makes it clear and than dump him.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

How is that solving anything?? Cheating doesn't solve a damn thing, so why should OP stoop to his level and make herself look that low?

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Wow. Is he really that ******* stupid? Using that as an excuse to cheat? Tell him to keep his dick in his pants.

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worldclassrager 39

That should be standard for any relationship....never never never cheat...even if it's not clarified...

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alomo19 7

It's not an affair unless you're married

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ksks1234 33

According to whom? What about the homosexual community that cannot get married? Since they don't have a piece of paper, they are not having an affair? If someone is in an exclusive relationship where they sacrifice time and emotion and love, I feel it is an affair

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8born8 18

125 well said. If two people have been living together for 6mths+ it's classified as a de-facto relationship. There's no piece of paper for that either. And legally if a couple is proven to be in a de-facto relationship, a proceeding similar to a divorce takes place where all items bought jointly are divided & if they have children, the spouse with the majority of the custody receives half of the others belongings and pays child support.

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LegolasPrincess 10

You should probably of kicked him in the balls OP, so no child is running around with his gene pool.

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mrsleepylk 1

you can't expect someone to assume that the relationship is exclusive. clear dialogue is the key

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