Logic

By yourfault - 02/09/2013 15:10 - United Kingdom - Kingston

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Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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dcarney7 8

Make it clear to him not to have sex with you

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Welshite 39

I would have punched him so hard that it would have knocked a few brain cells loose. Perhaps they would have fallen into place because he's clearly not operating on a logical scale.

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karpoi 11

Well damn. Can't blame him, he may have a case of the "wandering dick." It's traveling fast nowadays.

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golden_warrior 23

Was this said by some comedian because I'm pretty sure I heard it somewhere?

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8born8 18

So does that mean that you perhaps are suffering from wandering brain?

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darwinism 30

Put his personal possesions on the footpath with a sign saying "free crap". If he confronts you, blame him for not making it clear he still wanted his shit. Then find yourself a better guy who is less dimwitted than your current ex boyfriend. FYL

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jay_ladybug 19

I immediately thought of Ashton Shepard's "Look It Up" music video when I read this

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Bano360 25

And that is why women don't trust men.

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ksks1234 33

That is not true. It is not fair to judge all men by his actions. There are just as many women that cheat.

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sammyjanette 17

Your hopefully ex boyfriend has done you a huge favor. Now, you can go out and find someone who doesn't have to be told to not have sex with other people.

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HeartOfLead 24

For some people, relationships should come with a manual...

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HeartOfLead 24

Thanks for the generalization, and babies have such bad grammar!

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Misshhh 23

Just leave, he made up all the excuses and his last resort was to blame you for everything, you deserve better.

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gracehi 31

Reminds me of my ex husband's claim that adultery in the first year of marriage is "normal," and that it "always happens." I asked him why I hadn't cheated on him, then. He said "because you're special, which is why I love you." Riiiiiiiiight. I'M the "special" one.

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8born8 18

Did his mother drop him repeatedly on his head as a child? WTF?!

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gracehi 31

He was literally crazy. Don't know why, but he was.

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8born8 18

Thank heavens you came out relatively unscathed (?)... Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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tatertot1985 14

I don't understand how it's not clear your with him means no one else sorry op he's a dick

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