Sex, Cheating and Intimacy: Logic - FML

Logic

By yourfault - 02/09/2013 15:10 - United Kingdom - Kingston

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Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 17:35 - United States - Keuka Park

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Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 07:25 - United States - Springfield

Today, I told my boyfriend that it's time for him to stop blaming others and own up to his mistakes. He retorted, "Don't blame me!" FML

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By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

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By me - 07/03/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML

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By jess - 24/12/2018 04:00

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Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML

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By why - 16/03/2015 01:10 - United States - Tucson

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Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML

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Going well, isn't it

By theproblemboblem - 29/04/2021 14:00

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Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML

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By paintfarts1976 - 10/05/2013 19:01 - Ireland - Mullingar

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Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML

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The Ex

By unKnown621 - 18/06/2021 11:01 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML

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Small comforts

By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 22:36

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Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML

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Top comments

dcarney7 8

Monday 2 September 2013 18:48

Make it clear to him not to have sex with you

Welshite 39

Monday 2 September 2013 18:48

I would have punched him so hard that it would have knocked a few brain cells loose. Perhaps they would have fallen into place because he's clearly not operating on a logical scale.

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RamblerNamedRose 7

Tuesday 3 September 2013 15:17

That sucks- I'm sorry.

WickedWolf 11

Tuesday 3 September 2013 16:39

"Boyfriend" present tense? In that case that would make you the fool there... :x

sunnyray812 42

Tuesday 3 September 2013 16:59

Looking for an excuse to not get into trouble.

starlita_fml 14

Wednesday 4 September 2013 20:37

Unbelievable level of douchebaggery

GetSomeM0 24

Thursday 5 September 2013 1:44

its not an affair unlesa you are married, its just cheating

JoseIsAdork 31

Thursday 5 September 2013 2:08

id tell him that you are sorry for not making that clear before so you are for sure making it 100% clear now, that he is no longer allowed to sleep with you... some people are such jerks. sorry op, I never realized that you needed to spell that out to people you date.. anyways, his loss!! you'll find someone who is much better

martin8337 35

Thursday 5 September 2013 4:08

Giggity.

liaRawr 9

Thursday 5 September 2013 5:10

Nice job picking this one aha!

destineepanic 5

Thursday 5 September 2013 8:52

Dick.

OnlyoneCam 3

Friday 6 September 2013 5:20

Slap that idiot!

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Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

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