Lonely and Miscellaneous: Lonely, so lonely… - FML

Lonely, so lonely…

By JustAnotherFML23 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, my loneliness reached a new level when I befriended the fly in my apartment, Mr. Stickyfoot. FML

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By nk - 03/11/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML

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You deserved it 12 046

By Human fly - 21/04/2013 06:20 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML

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Guilty

By Fly-Trapping Monster - 14/08/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I walked past my fly strip while a fly who had been caught, but hadn't yet died, was on it. While I was there, I could hear his frantic buzzing and see his little arms flailing like mad as he tried in vain to escape. Great. Now I feel like shit for putting these things up. What kind of a monster am I? FML

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You deserved it 378

Impressive

By Anonymous - 18/01/2021 04:58

Today, a small fly was harassing my face, then it landed on a book next to me. I waved at it to make it leave, but it didn't. I got my fingers closer to it, to scare it off. Instead, it jumped on my finger as a playful parrot pet, spent a moment there, and flew off. I cannot even intimidate a fly. FML

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You deserved it 205

By anonymous - 22/08/2011 11:04 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in a room with a man who was catching flies. That I could cope with, until he insisted on turning the lights out because it was 'stressing out' his flies. FML

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You deserved it 2 390

By Username - 25/05/2010 12:32 - France

Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML

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You deserved it 36 204

By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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You deserved it 18 917

By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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You deserved it 29 329

The passenger

By F.L.Stubbs - 05/08/2023 00:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I was drinking coffee at work, while being surrounded by a lot of flies in the area I was working. Later, in the evening, I found a fly under my bottom denture plate. It'd been there for about 12 hours. FML

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You deserved it 140

If the shoe fits…

By Bruce - 17/08/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe… with my foot. FML

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You deserved it 3 652

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Top comments

mothertruck 6

Wednesday 4 September 2013 9:29

You are a friend to me too, JustAnotherFML23 - Mr. Stickyfoot

wowlolreally 12

Wednesday 4 September 2013 9:30

Flies need love too

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goth_pixie 15

Thursday 5 September 2013 5:37

I laughed more than I should have at this

solarrunner 16

Thursday 5 September 2013 6:46

I can be your friend OP.

tinstaafl 6

Thursday 5 September 2013 7:11

Aww, so cute!

Bigpoppa0507 10

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:06

My flie friends name is Steve

fukre 3

Thursday 5 September 2013 15:56

You should go out for a walk.. Thats what i do when i feel loneliness which makes me depressive.

jgods94 2

Thursday 5 September 2013 21:05

My roommate left me alone for 2 hours yesterday, which is when I met Kevin, three days later the fly is still here

love_me_electric 20

Thursday 5 September 2013 21:37

When I was 10 I caught a grasshopper at recess and I played with him for my entire break. His name was George. I was a lonely kid...

Battleking142 11

Friday 6 September 2013 7:44

You could always talk to yourself.

Ksweety_fml 27

Friday 6 September 2013 9:10

damn, fmyl!

thewaterbear 10

Saturday 7 September 2013 18:45

"Today I made a friend, when I discovered there was a person living in my residence. I thought we were pretty close (he even gave me a cute nickname) but when I went to fmylife.com, I saw he posted an FML about how lonely he was because he stooped so low as to be my friend. FML."

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Today, my hubby and I decided to spice up our sex life and went to an adult toy store. We know too many people in our town, so we drove to one that was 30 minutes away. We decided on our items, and went to the check out. Who would have guessed my next door neighbor works there as a cashier? FML

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Today, after I caught my (now ex) boyfriend cheating. He told me that it isn't my business if he was seeing other woman, because we didn't had an official relationship. We have been living together in a house we bought, for two years now. FML

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Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML

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Today, my fireplace caught fire. The landlord says renters insurance should cover it. The rental insurance says the landlord should. FML

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Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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Today, my alcoholic father volunteered that he was cutting back on his drinking… by switching from gin martinis to vodka martinis. FML

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Today, I went with my friends to see a movie. I handed my student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at my picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. FML

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You deserved it 3 016

Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML

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