Losing streak

By Pizza-less - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here" from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML
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herpitydurteedur 0

Kill them >:3 I'd just be like oh hey I'm leaving and when they ask why just say oh cause I wouldn't want you to to feel like you have to share your precious pizza with me so I'll just go home.

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ritzbits 0

pizza is delicious, you should have found them and took a slice.

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Enigmax2514 7

Easy, rush to his afk spawning area and spam headshot him, then prepare a cat, suit, turnable chair and a table lamp. Wear the suit, turn on the lamp, sit on the chair and let the cat lie on your lap. Turn the chair to face the wall. Once he enters the room, shine the lamp at him, stroke the cat and ask "how was the pizzas, FRIEND"

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Enigmax2514 7

Heh forgot to tell op to turn his chair round before stroking the cat. Fail -.-

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eliser97 0

This was the funniest thing i've heard lol . He so should have done it !

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Blue_Black_fml 21

I would've popped up wherever in the house they were eating that pizza so the cheap asses would be forced to share it

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Not his fault his friend's family dont treat visitors with respect when they are supposed to.

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penguinonastairc 0

Well, if one of my friends left their phone unattended I would look on it. who wouldnt?

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spartan522114 0

If someone read a text, promptly left, and left the message up, I'd read it.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

So the FML is that you didn't get pizza? Get over yourself and call up Dominoes. You'll have a fantastic pizza in 30 minutes or less, and you won't have to share.

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HannahForbesxo 13

I guess you just missed the entire point of the FML then. It says: "Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed". It's not the fact that OP didn't get pizza, it's that they had it in secret because OP wasn't worthy. Gosh.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Regardless if they had it in secret or not, bottom line: OP did not get any pizza. I think he's being a bit of a priss and should get over it. It's pizza, not the end of the world. But that's just my opinion.

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StopDropNRoll 11

No it's not about the pizza it could have been any food! It's the fact that his friend is a dick and didn't offer that bothers him.

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miserypoison 13

Lay off buddy, whether it is pizza, chips, ice-cream or chicken - he lied and was self-centered enough to exclude OP, your suppose to treat your guests with maximum respect if pleasant. They're one stingy family and hope that family knows what it is like to feel like to be left out of something. The dad is the bigger douche too, OP's bestfriend would surely be offered pizza if the dad said so. This isn't a reason to break up a friendship though, shit happens

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zombicidal 11

I don't think his friend was a dick he was just doing what his dad said what of your son went directly against something you told him it wouldn't go well at my place

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Wow I really got ****** on this thread. hahahahaha

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touch_the_sky 7

Wouldn't OP notice something was up when the friend was gone for a ridiculously long time?

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tjsomethin 9

I'm guessing that's why OP checked his friend's cell phone.

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metalsmith 0

Maybe OP has been outstaying his welcome? Just a thought

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07jeepster 0

That's not what I would call a friend. Nore a parent with valves. If your buddy was getting food he should have offered to you, seeings how you were sharing your game.

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07jeepster 0

Well I miss read even if you were at their house they still could have offered.. Find better friends

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molly2moon 0

Parent with valves. Lol

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