Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
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tubesocks_ 0

I don't think he meant it like that, i think he wanted kinky, role play sex. Like you're the woman in distresss and he's the fire man.

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aresgirl 0

you should have pretended to be his mother :)

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aback 4

"I dunno, Sweetie--I'm still having problems pretending you're GOOD at this."

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vita_questa_roba 0

''Okay, baby, you pretend I'm someone else. You can pretend Im someone who enjoys sex with you and you're pinky sized penis that lasts about 23.04 seconds -- hurry, before you finish!''

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nike1 0

You're either extremely ugly, or he's just a jerk.

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ms_nobody 0

Just cause she is pretending to be someone does nt mean she physically turns into them. So if she is a ugly regularly she will still be ugly pretending to be someone else! ur dumb

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nike1 0

U think he would like to bang Hannah Montana? Do you? XD

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flinkpamingo 0

Let's pretend my foot's NOT up your ass!

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