Make believe
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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00
i picked the you deserve it one so i could make it the 1337th vote but that sucks so i picked the your life is ****** one too
He probably just wanted to try some type of role playing and was nervous to ask about it, so what he tried to say came out wrong. Don't hate him for that! It's an easy mistake to make, certainly don't break up with him over it.
& your fml is? niigur he wanted role playing. get a damn sense of intimacy or humour! -_-
I suppose that turned you off quite a bit. You could've turned him off completely if you replied. "Ok, pretend I'm your mom."
Or turned him on more, she never said what his roleplay was.
"Hot and Heavy" is an embarrassing phrase. These people posting FMLs need to stop.
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Ouch. FYL.
mmmm He knows how to talk dirty.