Scary and Garden: Maybe I'm Amazed

Maybe I'm Amazed

By cachow - 06/09/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled, "Hello?" There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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You deserved it 37 399

Making a scene

By becca1417 - 01/09/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

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You deserved it 45 395

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 04:20 - Canada

Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

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You deserved it 66 275

By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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You deserved it 241

By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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You deserved it 3 302

By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 32 930

Sorry dude

By Mystic241 - 09/04/2022 06:00

Today, I went to check my mail but there was a guy standing at the mailbox. I said, "Hey, get the fuck away from there." It was the mailman. FML

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You deserved it 1 588

Hey Jude, don't make it bad

By faul - 26/09/2020 05:02 - United States

Today, a lady told me I looked like Paul McCartney in his youth. With that little confidence boost, I told my girlfriend. I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that she didn't know who Paul McCartney is, or how she is now obsessively Googling pictures of him and is practically drooling. FML

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You deserved it 212

By Greig - 22/05/2011 12:18 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML

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You deserved it 3 795

Avoidance issues

By ProAwkward - 18/06/2013 04:07 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML

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You deserved it 5 859

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:03

Where can I get one of these?

imajinethat 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 14:02

YDI for not recognizing a Legend when you saw him.

Comments

lesbee 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 13:22

OP: You're life is not f**ked. It would have been if you had attempted to have sex with the cardboard sign or even burn it in a fit of rage. But no, you're an ok person that just needs glasses. I call all with at least one square inch of brain to moderate at lest 30 FMLs today so that we can prevent non-FMLs like these to make it online. Sorry I'm pissy today.

uhwhiteguy 0

Wednesday 4 July 2012 2:55

Yea it always seems more like an fml when there's sex involved

ILIEKMUDKIPZ 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 13:23

This... this really isn't a big deal. I thought I was still reading MLIA for a second there. (L) MLIA (L)

sublime93 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 13:35

I luhh you

kirstiKORPSE 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 13:58

marry me :D

robbotheking 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 13:28

Hey! You live next-door to Paul McCartney!

imajinethat 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 14:02

YDI for not recognizing a Legend when you saw him.

BethieJean 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 14:45

Is it just me or is there a "I thought someone creepy was looking at me, but it was just a cardboard cutout!" story on here every day now? They are not funny, they are not FML's, they are lame.

rockmyworld 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 14:46

it's not really fml, but mlia sucks, so.. =) it's funny. hunny, you're not THAT nice looking :P

Beatlesndoherty 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 15:00

Where'd your neighbor get it? Was it Beatles era Paul, Wings-era Paul, Solo-era Paul, or Fireman-era Paul? For some reason I pictured it as Fireman-era Paul. How much was it? I NEED TO KNOW!! And this is Paul, imagine (no pun intended) John... Or George. OR STUART SUTCLIFFE! You've made me very envious.

pippymiskers 4

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:49

Jesus Christ...

nellieelectron 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 7:10

Gods I tell you, the beatles are gods.

bieberfreak18 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 21:51

wow, holy obsessive ...

rosetta4978 6

Friday 7 September 2012 6:39

This coming from the beiber freak? Lol. I will imagine!! (aha!)

MichelleMaBelle_fml 16

Friday 15 May 2015 23:01

Awesome

movies12 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 15:36

I don't get it how is ur life ******? What cause u called ur friend and than looked like an idiot cause it was Paul Mccartney cut out? I still don't get it, oh and also couldn't u see the actual face. Like PAUL MCCARTNEY how could you NOT tell.