Scary and Garden: Maybe I'm Amazed

Maybe I'm Amazed

By cachow - 06/09/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled, "Hello?" There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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Making a scene

By becca1417 - 01/09/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

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You deserved it 45 395

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 04:20 - Canada

Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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You deserved it 241

By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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You deserved it 3 302

By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 32 930

Sorry dude

By Mystic241 - 09/04/2022 06:00

Today, I went to check my mail but there was a guy standing at the mailbox. I said, "Hey, get the fuck away from there." It was the mailman. FML

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You deserved it 1 588

Hey Jude, don't make it bad

By faul - 26/09/2020 05:02 - United States

Today, a lady told me I looked like Paul McCartney in his youth. With that little confidence boost, I told my girlfriend. I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that she didn't know who Paul McCartney is, or how she is now obsessively Googling pictures of him and is practically drooling. FML

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You deserved it 212

By Greig - 22/05/2011 12:18 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML

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You deserved it 3 795

Avoidance issues

By ProAwkward - 18/06/2013 04:07 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:03

Where can I get one of these?

imajinethat 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 14:02

YDI for not recognizing a Legend when you saw him.

Comments

quilly 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 16:08

How many FML's involve seeing a cardboard cut out of someone? This is shite. And lies.

Doogragoo 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 16:53

This....isn't an FML. You're just a retard

itak365 4

Sunday 6 September 2009 17:23

I just got reminded of Helter Skelter somehow...

noelmccartney 3

Sunday 6 September 2009 17:54

so, you get the picture right? it isn't a FML...BUT you owe us big time...so please, knock on your neighbor's door and ask him where did he get it. PLEASE.

LeeChavez 2

Sunday 6 September 2009 17:55

You know, the first person to post a FML about a cut out making them look like an a-hole, was probably true. But right after that, all these others start pouring in. It's a little suspicious.

beep_guacamole 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 17:59

lmfao this is so ******* funny!! xD

f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 18:13

Eric Cartman: Oh sweet. The "Life-Sized Blow-up Antonio Banderas Love Doll." What a cool Christmas present.

Midgetron 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 19:33

that is pretty damn funny

technobutterfly 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 19:43

Holy ****! I want a life-size cutout of him! That's freakin' awesome!

xstaticdelta 6

Sunday 6 September 2009 19:51

You are really stupid for: A) not calling the police B) not going up to the neighbours house and doing some interrogation C) not getting a lifesize cut-out of a fat old grampa and putting one by your window to look back at that cutout