Milkmaid

By Heifer - 16/05/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 954
You deserved it 21 342

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Ah, I could understand his mistake, double meaning! You said it!!!

I don't see how this is an FML. You have baby weight. Your husband isn't making a huge deal of it. BTW, "cow" is usually synonymous with being overweight. All mammals breastfeed.

Comments

I agree, what did you seriously expect? When you fish for compliments, you shouldn't complain about what you catch.

sarcrl 0

I'm pretty sure most people would have thought you were referring to weight.

He probably meant the weight you still have after giving birth.

you cant expect put him on the spot like that! of course he didnt understand, he's a guy! women are usually referring to their weight when they say they are a cow. so he just guessed. it doesn't mean you're fat! and if you are a bit chubby... you will probably loose it soon.

perfectwinds 0

I know what you mean. >.< I feel like a milk machine especially when I'm pumping!! Then I've said that and people say something about my weight. ANNOYING!

how is he supposed to gather anything else from "I'm a cow" other than "I'm fat"??? Its what the rest of the world means... YDI

YDI for not specifying what you meant. Is it just me, or is FML getting more pathetic every minute?

LMAOOO, love the nickname also, #55, she wasn't fishing for compliments. She was stating that because she is producing so much milk, she feels like a cow.

paks7 0

what did you expect him to say!? atleast what he said was nice because if you HAD been talking about your weight and he said something else you would have overreacted over that too women are far too sensitive....and for the record i am one too

lose weight, be confident in yourself, lay off the twinkies even though they are delicious!