Milkmaid

By Heifer - 16/05/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 954
You deserved it 21 342

Same thing different taste

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Ah, I could understand his mistake, double meaning! You said it!!!

I don't see how this is an FML. You have baby weight. Your husband isn't making a huge deal of it. BTW, "cow" is usually synonymous with being overweight. All mammals breastfeed.

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How the **** is that tactless, #30? I'd like to see you do better.

What's with all the shitty FMLs today? The guy didn't even insult you, and you're the one that opened yourself up for one. Stop being pathetic.

UGADawg08 1

Maybe if you let him drink some of it, he'll stop being so critical. #30: Women are oversensitive bitches.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Why does everyone assume the OP took it badly, not everything on FML is saying they took it badly. Just a burn moment, funny, then heyyyyy I should put this on FML thought. And look, its on here.

i suppose this is what happens when you dig for compliments? in response i would have said, "perhaps i will, but when will you lose your extra weight?" but i guess that depends on whether or not he is fat.

that_was_so_awkw 0

I said that to my aunt. She wasn't impressed. Oh wells. He was trying to make you feel better, I think. maybe. :]

What kind of woman gains weight during pregnancy? How dare he!?

You have baby weight. Simple as that. And what did you think he would infer you meant by cow? YDI