Relationships, Relatable, Awkward and Love: Misguided

Misguided

By lovelesslonely - 12/10/2010 17:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML

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By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

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By brokenhearted - 05/12/2012 11:29 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

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Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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Make your mind up

By rollercoaster - 25/10/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML

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Gratitude

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML

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By moikristine - 21/05/2013 10:24 - Norway - Fagerstrand

Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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By hh. - 05/12/2014 21:13 - United States - Clear Lake

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML

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Awkward small talk

By I Feel Horrible - 20/07/2014 17:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML

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Tuesday 12 October 2010 23:27

I'm sorry, but "finally propose" and "1 year relationship"?

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 12 October 2010 23:25

He should have got down on one knee when he said it. That would have been the best breakup of all time.

Comments

robotofu 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 7:20

"Finally?" Are you kidding me? I'd break up with you, too, if my girlfriend was bitching that I hasn't proposed after a YEAR.

imhowie 2

Thursday 14 October 2010 18:07

What is OP talking about "finally going to propose" after one year? OP sounds pretty desperate if you ask me.

cartesianlogic 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 19:37

'finally propose' after only one year? ydi for being so clingy. I'm pro-commitment but expecting a proposal after a year is rushing things.

ttyl99 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 21:31

hey my parents got married after 5 months and now are very happy so all of you who are calling her clingy lay off kay

kellydee 0

Friday 15 October 2010 8:57

my boyfriend and i have been together for five god damn years and YOU honestly think you are ready for marriage after one? Honestly its very unlikely to find the one you want to marry after a year.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 15 October 2010 13:01

I agree, you aren't usually going to know he's "the one" after being in a relationship with him for only a year. Mind you, I also think 5 years is a little too long. What happens if, (sorry to be a pessimist) it all goes down the drain and you realize once you move in together that it just can't work after 5 years? To me, that'd be a waste of time... I think you'd have a pretty good idea after 2-3 years, no? Though, that doesn't mean you marry right then and there. Ah, it's complicated.