Moobs

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML
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GIRAFFES 0

That's not awkward at all.

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Colby_Colbert 0

eeeesch did you finger his butthole too?

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plexico 3

As someone who has put on some weight, I'd say that I would like that!

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icecreamdriveby 5

Haha I love how you called it his 'new' man boob

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Lovely_Loser 0

seriously, i just spit out my morning coffee i laughed so hard. especially after #14 called it a moob......

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

@#3 (uvula): WTF? He didn't say anything about being first, and YOU made a comment just saying 'first' on the FML above. Now stop being such a hypocrite and write a comment that actually pertains to the ******* FML. mmkay?

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Plumppotato 3

Your comment doesn't pertain to the FML. Hypocrite. And to not be a hypocrite myself I'm just going to say... did he like it?

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jbcali 0

I dont see how this is an fml

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dx169 0

Today I met a friend of mine. After a friendly hug, she proceeded to pat my man boob, twice. FML

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Lateon 0

#53, I would've said YDI for having a manboob :P

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