My eyes! My eyes!

By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 05:47 - United States - Sanford

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Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid seeing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML
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FMLJFL 5

Seriously? Tell her to knock that shit off when you're home.

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PulseShock 9

Maybe you should start having sex in her bedroom, on her bed, in the middle of the night, while she's asleep...did I take that too far? Sorry OP. FYL.

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Solle 9

Couldn't you have just closed your eyes?

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andrew6p 19

What was seen will always haunt him as a disgusting/embarrassing memory

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happylappy 21

@11 sex in most cases isn't silent. The sounds so close to OP would probably be just as traumatizing.

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challan 19

you better sleep with one eye open OP... your cat will be out for revenge.

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andrew6p 19

Seriously FYL op! Your mom should get a room

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ladytigerhunts 20

Oh my gosh, that's quite disgusting. I truly hope that you'll tell your mom off.

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DGED13 5

If I did that I would have a dead squirel in my bed the next morning.

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phatdaddy62 23

Alright whiners. Not enough information to be so judgmental. Maybe OP is an adult living with mom and this is her way of trying to empty the nest. But again, not enough info to say one way or the other.

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golden_warrior 23

well, then she should be a f**king adult and talk to her kid. More info or not, what she did was wrong unless she though no one was home.

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phatdaddy62 23

I can tell you're a kid but not a parent. Clueless

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SoulAmeliorate 16

Cat: (I knew he would come around eventually)

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ninjalovin 8

You know that scene in the exorcist where the kid pees in the middle of the living room when the grown ups are having a good time thus effectively ruining it ? Consider that.

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M3DIC4T3 29

I can't imagine how this would work. But my cat has a little litter box because it's easier for me to clean. I can't imagine why your cat requires a toilet sized litter box, OP.

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rhevenge 19

my mom has a huge litter box for her cat...

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rosenkrieger223 21

The cat may not require a large litter box, but it's ultimately up to the cat's owner what size litter box they want to get for their cat. Plus guys can aim when they take a leak, so I fail to see what relevance litter box size has to anything here...

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Lil_Red777 21

Yeah you should've walked right past her and said you do know I'm home right? I would embarrass the **** out of her nasty ass.

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