Awkward, Texting and Love: News to me

News to me

By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, I was texting my friend. He has a history of depression, which we were talking about, and somehow, he turned the conversation to, "If we ever broke up, I would kill myself." I didn't even know we were even going out. FML

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You deserved it 3 005

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

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By wowza - 31/01/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML

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By Guess - 21/11/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend of nine months that depression runs in my family and I think the reason I've been flipping shit so much lately may be that I am depressed. Not five minutes later he decided a break would be "the best thing for us right now." FML

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Today, I was talking to a colleague about love. He told me he's given up on love because things ended badly with a previous girl. I said, "Maybe it wasn't meant to be, and she wasn't the one." He then said the reason it didn't work out was because she killed herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 15:51 - Netherlands - Sevenum

Today, I opened up to my best friend about my depression. Her response: "If you're so depressed, why don't you just kill yourself?" FML

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By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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You deserved it 19 794

Supportive

By Schmolly - 13/10/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML

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You deserved it 5 516

Bad omen

By nycgirl424 - 05/02/2009 22:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML

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Monday 14 December 2009 9:39

I know he's your friend but it appears he really needs professional help. Assuming that you have never discussed being a couple, it now appears that not only is he suffering from depression but he has created a whole fantasy land within his head that you are somehow going out. And that is not a good sign.

koalasloverain 0

Monday 14 December 2009 9:33

Oh wow. That's kind of intense. I'm really sorry. I hope you found a tactful way to tell him that he was mistaken... good luck.

Comments

som_fml 0

Monday 14 December 2009 17:25

RUN AWAY. It will only get worse. And worse. And worse.

Jersey13 0

Monday 14 December 2009 17:36

Unfortunately, som is correct. Running away is probably your wisest option. It really will only get worse, I'm afraid.

xlovepinkx 0

Monday 14 December 2009 18:04

This is one of the first FML's I've ever read that's actually an FML. To the girl who thinks this is nothing but "childish drama," good thing he doesn't think he's going out with you.

xxreikoxx 31

Tuesday 15 December 2009 15:19

Thank goodness...he drove me crazy with guilt trips!

driedpeaches 0

Monday 14 December 2009 18:42

I always offer to buy the bullets...

CallMeHush 0

Monday 14 December 2009 19:18

That whole friend with benefits isn't working out too well huh?

Riverweasel 1

Monday 14 December 2009 19:36

if i had been a girl, i would have slapped him for that comment, then regretted it. No one should ever be put in that kind of situation.

nightsrequiem 0

Monday 14 December 2009 20:07

Call the proper authorities, then 'break up' with him. There's a good chance he's just being melodramatic, but better safe than sorry.

boatkicker 4

Monday 14 December 2009 20:46

ignore this.

psychoxxxinvader 3

Monday 14 December 2009 21:18

Wow, I feel bad for both sides. You were put in a terrible situation and I was thrown into about 6 months of extreme depression (I am a refugee in Romania). Hopefully you guys fall in love or something... Maybe you'll actually like him. Good luck.