No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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ohcoolstorybro 14

You should have brought him To chuckie cheese and told him if he was going to be that immature

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uhhSavage 22

He did act like a asshole, but it takes two to make a baby. You knew he didn't like the idea of fatherhood, yet neither one of you took the precautions of preventing it.

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perdix 29

Here's a little algebra formula for you: If you end up with him, you'll have to take care of x+1 babies, where x is the number of babies that come out of your hoo-hah!

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s15c 9

But if she gets a C-Section... No hoo-hah is involved... And... Yeah.

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PrincessPesa 20

Not every baby takes the "scenic route", but they all count in the equation!

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Omfgitsmia 15

You should have told him in person

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Ksweety_fml 27

He ain't shit! Smh.... He is wrong for that OP. It's okay, put child support on his ass.

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wvcheesehead1 9

He may take the male birth control pills, which are actually taken after you find out the woman is with child. It changes the makeup of the man's DNA, making it impossible to match for paternity testing.

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zandalee 19

Seriously? Never heard of that before!

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BellaBelle_fml 23

That's not how DNA works.

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DracoSpirita 21

37 - I feel ashamed to live in the same state as you.

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ShannonBitt 29

changing your DNA would make you a completely different person. that's not how it works.

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wvcheesehead1 9

You people are troglodytes, that was a joke I heard many years ago, I thought this site was meant to be humorous, now when someone says something referencing something that is not possible, you take it as if though it came from a science textbook. Learn to laugh a little.

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limitedition 25

Even so... I'd be willing to bet that at least ONE guy that didn't get the joke of your comment will try this. Which would be so sad and hilarious at the same time.

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wvcheesehead1 9

You are probably right. I had no idea it would be taken as fact.

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countryrose92 23

If you knew he wasn't the father type then you should of been more cautious about protection. Sex=baby. Ass hole bf=single mother. Good luck. But you kinda deserve it.

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Pyapi 20

Please consider the fact that OP may have used protection, especially since her boyfriend wasn't the father type. No contraception is 100% sure to prevent pregnancy, the only way to avoid any chances of pregnancy is to avoid having sex altogether.

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Lizzy500 16

Shoulda used protection with a better boyfriend tho.

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Da_burn 6

OP I feel so sorry for you. You're boyfriend should be man enough to take responsibility, and help you raise the child. What a douche!

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Silver_89 9

I'm sorry your boyfriend is so immature OP, clearly he's not ready for sex if he's not ready to handle the potential consequences, regardless of contraceptive use. This is something ALL sexually active couples should discuss beforehand. Good luck OP, I don't envy the position you're in.

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alexafml 5

The point of having a boyfriend is finding someone to have as a husband an a father in the future, not just someone that is fun to chill with. Why would you let some one smash that had no intention on becoming these things? I hope for your sake that he is just in shock and will come around, because even the simplest tasks are harder raising a baby alone.

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OverBlossomed 21

You do realize some people don't want to have children and others may not even want to marry, correct?

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alexafml 5

Ok, let me clarify. I understand one night stands etc. for pleasure. But if you are calling someone your boyfriend, you should make sure their values are in line with yours, especially about marriage, kids and sex. If you're with a man who is "No way!" About kids, and you want them/are not opposed to it, you probably shouldn't date/have sex. It's not fair to your kid to think he will "warm up to the idea". He might, but that's not a chance you should take.

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kawaiisakura 12

#49 no no no...I don't date for a future husband or a father...I never want kids and won't have them, but I'm not gonna see every guy I date as a future husband. I agree that you should have your views lined up though.

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advent2060 4

I'm voting ydi no offense but u probably shoulda thought about using some form of birth control before having sex if u knew he wasn't ready to be a father

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rifletwirler92 15

The only 100% way to ensure you won't get pregnant is to abstain, contraceptives can fail from time to time, so it's pretty dumb to assume they weren't using any birth control.

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