No refunds

By minaaaaajftw - 13/07/2012 20:13 - Norway - Jessheim

Today, I went to the grocery store with three bags full of sausages that I'd drunkenly bought the night before. Even though the manager remembered me, he wouldn't give me a refund, and now I'll be lucky if I can pay my rent this month. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 735
You deserved it 37 766

Same thing different taste

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You crave unusual amounts of wiener when you're drunk? Freud would probably have something to say about that.

Yeah, sure I'll let you return your drunken sausage purchase, that was probably not refrigerated and could have been ANYWHERE until this morning. Here's a good idea, buy a heap of buns, and some tomato sauce, and sell them to people. You'll have enough to pay your rent, and maybe some profit... Just do it tonight when there are drunken people around, they'll buy anything...

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Thanks, this idea didn't sink in when the first five people posted it.

JackeeDawn 9

If you can't pay your bills there's always a street corner near by....

Sell them on Craig's List! Just put an ad on, mentioning big sausages. You'll get tons of replies, and rid yourself of the unwanted meat almost instantly. Just don't forget to meet with your buyer in a public place. Good luck OP :)

If you must have been sober enough to know the difference here. You obviously remembered the staff and being drunk isn't an excuse to **** yourself over financially. YDI completely. And no grocery store would accept a random return of sausage.

I'm tied between YDI& FYL.oh well. Have fun eating al the sausages if you know what I mean.;)

Hmm... I don't think so. I have never woken up hangover thinking; "I am craving sausage for my stomach and headache!"

bfsd42 20

Can you pay your rent in sausages?

YDI for getting drunk. Have some self control. Lol >:)

crackz12 10

Lol you get a thumbs down for every thumbs up you got on your prior identical post