Love, Parents and Argument: Not now, guys

Not now, guys

By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

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By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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Nice to know

By justin bieber's nutsack - 06/06/2015 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said, "Never take a shit in this place. Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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Good one

By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

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By a critically injured shitehawk - 25/04/2015 10:34 - United Kingdom - York

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 19/09/2013 17:32 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML

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Smells like teen shit

By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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DDCA 24

Friday 17 May 2013 20:23

Talk about being butt hurt.

Kuhu1993 21

Friday 17 May 2013 20:24

She'd get it. Even she has parents. :D

Comments

nix1993 41

Friday 17 May 2013 20:28

Turn to her seriously and say, "I hope you're taking notes".

pedinhuh 23

Friday 17 May 2013 20:32

That's marriage for you, you get into silly arguments about the slightiest stupid things even when you've been married for over 20 years...

freshko21 6

Friday 17 May 2013 20:32

Not a Charmin situation OP, tell your dad to grab some Scottch and relax

evilplatypus 38

Friday 17 May 2013 20:41

Why did you post the same pun twice?

freshko21 6

Friday 17 May 2013 20:53

Because I wanted to say it better! Hoping I wouldn't get thumbed down Lmao. FML

rosenkrieger223 21

Friday 17 May 2013 22:02

Well, you failed.

freshko21 6

Friday 17 May 2013 23:13

Lmao

ilovedinosawers 17

Saturday 18 May 2013 1:21

You tried

Olympiakos10 15

Friday 17 May 2013 20:32

Is your Dad a bear that usually gets bits of toilet paper stuck on his ass?

Grand_Cookie 21

Friday 17 May 2013 20:33

What an ice breaker.

zojieeu 6

Friday 17 May 2013 20:33

Sounds like he is into some butt action

sig4life 18

Friday 17 May 2013 20:34

She did it on purpose. If his sensitive ass and her have been together long enough for their son to bring home a girlfriend. She k we but didn't care. On the other hand he shouldn't turn into his own ass.