Weird, Thief, ACAB and Cops: Oddly specific

Oddly specific

By Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By WTFwhywouldyoudothat - 22/08/2011 22:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML

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By jarrettsorko - 23/08/2011 16:38 - Canada

Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML

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By treeless - 24/12/2011 08:11 - Canada

Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2012 21:41 - Canada - Orillia

Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML

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priceyfml 7

Saturday 29 June 2013 16:59

How could the police not believe you, the police have to help. Try asking for different officers to report this to.

EggsinaBasket 9

Saturday 29 June 2013 16:59

Looks like you've really been stripped naked.

Comments

lopsop 12

Saturday 29 June 2013 18:35

I can live without clothes but not the damn the damn tv wires. Those are the worst to replace.

TheHeavyOne 15

Saturday 29 June 2013 18:37

My God it has to be friends pulling a prank! Why would any steal the cables, they are inexpensive & have no resale value?!

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 29 June 2013 18:41

That's actually pretty smart on the burglar's part. TV Cables are easy to make off with and fetch a pretty decent price on eBay.

Druu 53

Saturday 29 June 2013 18:49

And what of the clothes? Not much of a secondhand market there unless they were designer brands. Whoever did this was an idiot or not doing it for money.

perdix 29

Saturday 29 June 2013 18:52

Just a hunch, but if I were you, I'd buy a new toothbrush and wear rubber gloves when disposing of the old one. How many urban legends can this guy carry out in one shot?

KaitlynNeal 13

Saturday 29 June 2013 18:57

Um... What?

rec_chem 22

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:30

Sounds like your friends played a joke on you...

accountnamevalid 3

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:33

Call a lawyer, then call that police officer's district house and file a complaint. Demand another officer be sent out. Call the news. Call the County sheriff if you have to. Call everybody in the freaking phone book.