Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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tournesol_fml 0

Whoa, you're pathetic. You probably shouldn't be going on dates anyway if you handle rejection that horribly.

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ifart 0

I registered solely to tell you that you need to go and get psychiatric help before it is too late. You are demented and it is only a matter of time before you kill someone over a parking space, act before you end up in jail you crazy ****.

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fckaduck 0

I can't get over how much of a psycho you are. I hope you don't live anywhere near me. The thought of that makes me quite nervous actually. Get some help, chick. *p.s. - you should definitely find a way to secretly give him money to cover the cost of fixing his car.

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Mnemo_fml 0

Are you CRAZY??!?!?! the HELL?!!? YDI.

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soccerninja 0

Wow wen he walked to his car he was like wtf then he picks u up and ur like who keyed ur car and he'll say ohh sum crazy lady

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RigChan 0

You are such a bitch. You should confess, pay for it, and then I hope he spits in your face. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! That is so immature!

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jasax1 0

I thought the OP was crazy, but then that Janderson girl started flapping her jaws. WOW.

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