Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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halokid5656 0

Janderson has no life because he/she is commenting way too much and are you serious all sex is rape? It's not if both people want to have it.

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mehwhateverr 0

You're a ******* psycho retard. Even if he HAD stood you up, that gives you no ******* reason to destroy his personal property. I HOPE you are going to pay for getting that fixed. And I hope he dumped your ass.

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carsrock11223 0

OMG EPIC FAIL!!!

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totalbadass 0

YDI for not knowing how to spell tomorrow.

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razzumfrazzum 0

So by your logic janderson no empowerment would be self empowerment because by the simple fact that your father, a man, providing his seed and assisted in giving you life he and your mother empowered you to do everything you do. This holds true for every person on the planet. Your logic is flawed and by it being flawed it can be deemed invalid. Also since you call penetration a violent act against women and therefore rape, that would suggest that sex in general is rape, REGARDLESS of gender due to the fact that the use of ******, fingers, tongues, etc is considered a form of penetration when placed inside the vaginal canal. So lesbians are also rapist, and you men hating women are therefore just as evil as the men you hate so passionately. HA!! This is what happens when feminist fail to use logic in their doctrines. I'm a guy and you've just been pwnd. Suck it dry.

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