Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 154 437

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vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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vicxxx 0

Friday 5 June 2009 11:08

you suck

mon_e_mons 0

Friday 5 June 2009 11:08

damn. calm down you psycho. this is an F his life. he got his car keyed out of know where. poor guy.

flavadog 0

Friday 5 June 2009 11:40

F*CKING LOONY, stop being so dramatic an get a grip and FFS stop watching so many lameass hollywood movies where u see ppl do stuff like this! IT IS ACTUALLY NOT NORMAL !! tell him what u did and pay for it, u f*cking deserved it retard!

benshady 0

Friday 5 June 2009 11:45

You should use a calender to keep track of your life and now I don't think he will go out with you after that stupid move.

feltzem 0

Friday 5 June 2009 11:47

You're an f-ing psycho

BikerMike 0

Friday 5 June 2009 11:52

fatal attraction

FMLer69 4

Friday 5 June 2009 11:56

Johnsonbass13 - Wins!

shmunk 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:28

HAHA you so crazy...im wanna have your baby as they say

Krring 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:46

I think you should stop dating before someone gets killed...

wezlay 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:51

That six but u dumbass

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