Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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Top comments

vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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DizzyDemon0 9

Friday 5 June 2009 8:00

crazy much? I'd still go out with you. you're prolly really easy.

yisrab 0

Friday 5 June 2009 8:05

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF is wrong with u ?!!!!!!

PublicEnemy961 0

Friday 5 June 2009 8:06

If you keyed my car I'd knock you the **** out.

razzumfrazzum 0

Friday 5 June 2009 8:06

Also janderson the simple fact that you told the OP to find a better man directly contradicts your belief that all men are evil rapist. So not only did you contradict yourself you told her to find someone to rape her. Good Job

CaptainColon 0

Friday 5 June 2009 8:07

The tragic life of a dumb ****.

blueknight1st 26

Friday 5 June 2009 8:09

Are you sure your mentally stable? Because that is not even a good reason to key a car.

bosver 0

Friday 5 June 2009 8:10

why didn't you call him?

starsss 0

Friday 5 June 2009 8:12

Your a ******* bitch never mess with someones car, get in their face an do some/say-thing

deathproof_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 8:13

You're a ******* cockmunch.

fukmylife2 0

Friday 5 June 2009 8:14

Phsyco ass ***** go finger ur asshole

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