Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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svalenti 0

Um wow you crazy ****. You wonder WHY you're single? LOL!!!!

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jaredjc51 0

YDI! D move, you stupid lady.

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Helldozer 0

Keyed his car over him not showing? Now he DEFINITELY won't have anything to do with you, crazy ho.

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DankJemo 0

You keyed his car because he thought he stood you up? You are absolutely nutty. You're the reason men think all women are crazy! and not in the "fun, and keeps me entertained," crazy. But the "Oh my god, she just burst through my bedroom window with a large carving knife and is now threatening me with it," kind of crazy. I hope he does find out you did it, and he is the nicest guy you've ever dated, and he kicks your crazy, stupid ass to the curb.

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Helldozer 0

Oh man Janderson, you must be the ugliest bitch anyone has ever seen. My girlfriend laughed and laughed at your post, even women think you and feminism is full of shit, ******* psycho ****.

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cyris69 0

Wow, I wish I had your people skills!

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arms_akimbo 0

Smooth move, butt munch. Nice to see you're such a well balanced person. Get help, psycho.

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ogloc 0

What we all love: A crazy, psycho woman.

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theoldGP 0

JANDERSON- SHUT THE **** UP WITH YOUR FEMINIST BULLSHIT we dont need no ******* trolls making up shit. (especially about serious concerns and issues) 2/3 of women will get raped? WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT? so you're saying that a rich suburban girl has the same probability of getting raped as a girl that lives in the hood? so not true. making up shit to prove your illogical, frenzy driven points is not cool kthanksdai

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lyndsaygirl 0

Wow. I hope he actually stood you up the next day.

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